Holiday
In a shop, I let my daughter buy a unicorn crown and she showed it off proudly. At the checkout counter, an elderly woman came forward and said "a little bride?" I did not hear what she said, i thought she was referring to my son who was crawling around on the ground, and so i said "a little dog?" She got offended and said stearnly that she could see the difference between a bride and a dog. My partner whispered that he thought she only meant to be nice.